“All the rainwater from the place was
definitely used up before Christmas,
what’s really funny is that my mom
heard that I was trying to climb
a toy tree. You know when it’s slippery?
She put me in the backyard
and told me to stay away.
There, he’s doing just fine,
he just pees all over him.”
My mother is always drunk and sloshed.
Letting me go to sleep, she’ll
not let me get out of bed.
She won’t allow me to listen to pop
no matter how good it is.
Oh Mom, I need you to hear my voice!
Only I hear pop, pop, pop, pop,
the music I want to hear.
We did try moving to
Italy, but we failed
because mother,
all we want is pizza.
Let me hear you saying, “Onli,
onli, onli, man, onli, onli!”
That’s what I want,
but until that comes true,
this is where I end up,
living with no one,
until I’m able to do the dishes,
right now, you can go to sleep.
I know it,
he’s an angel
so why can’t
he move?
But as I slip away,
I can hear him to sleep,
watch all his mistresses
fall to the floor,
you know
where he takes them.
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of Eden Gardens, the most-photographed nursery on the planet.